Tag Archive for 'Soccer'

Ouchies

They got me tonight.  Took a shot straight to the crotch during my regular Sunday night futbol match I play with some internationals.  Ice in my lap probably isn’t good for this laptop I’m typing on.  Worth it to get some exercise in though, because I haven’t been able to find a cheap gym down here yet.  All the ones I’ve checked out have been exorbitantly expensive for very basic facilities.  I saw a really nice one the other night in my barrio though, so I’ll have to stop by tomorrow.  Running is out of the question too, unless I bus it to the parks that are somewhat close.  Running in the streets would be suicide, thanks to the cars.

At night, cars drive around with no lights on.  They only flash their high beams if they’re close to hitting someone.  It’s insane.  And taxi drivers are all amateur NASCAR racers.  I had one that drove a tiny little hatchback who would blow his horn in traffic that obviously wasn’t moving, hit on women on the sidewalk, throw up the cross whenever we passed a church, and yell indiscriminately at the other drivers around him.  Oh, and he was in his 60s.  If it wasn’t so endearing it would have been terrifying.  Buses are a whole different beast though.

I talked a bit about the coin shortage they’re having here a while ago, but it seems the city is still in the grips of said coin crisis.  I saw three signs in kioscos today specifically stating that they had no monedas (coins) available and would not make change for the bus.  And since the bus is by far the most convenient way to get around, it’s putting a serious strain on my explorations.  I’ve even resorted to specifically buying items that will net me a one peso moneda in change.  It’s like a game.  And once you get on the bus, getting off makes knees quake.  All those lessons about “rolling stops” in driver’s ed were lost on these guys.  You better leap out of the bus at your selected stop, or they’ll just keep on driving.  I’m not sure how old people manage it.

Tomorrow I have an interview with a tour company, a date with a bookstore, and some resume revisions to do.  Lets get to it!

Allegiance

I made a momentous decision this weekend.  I chose to support the Boca Juniors.  If you’re unaware of how big soccer is down here, know that it’s not just a sport, but a way of life.  Everyone has an opinion about it and a fanatical devotion to their chosen team.  It’s great.  No longer do goofy Americans make fun of me for being obsessed with the beautiful game.  Down here locals find it refreshing that I can actually talk to them about soccer, and rattle off the starting lineup for Boca.

So why Boca, you ask?  Well, Boca and River Plate are the two giants here in Buenos Aires, and River Plate is associated with the upper-class while Boca is associated with the poor working-class.  I am poor.  I identify with Boca.  Besides, one of my favorite players currently plies his trade for Boca.  Juan Román Riquelme is an attacking midfielder that has laser vision and can spray passes anywhere on the field.  Check this out. If there’s one guy I’d love to model my play after it’s him.  I can’t wait to see him live and in living color at La Bombonera.

There are two sports-related things that I promised myself I’d do down here.  One was to see Argentina’s national team play, and the other was to see the derby at La Bombonera between Boca and River Plate.  It’s regularly rated as one of the biggest and best rivalries on Earth.  The entire city shuts down when it’s being played.  I’m definitely going to find a way to go, and hopefully find a way not to get caught in the fan riots that usually come with the game.

I haven’t been able to get a ticket to a Boca home game just yet, but I have the schedule on my wall now so I’m going to get to one of them soon.  I am now officially part of los xeneizes.  Respect.